Pic: Facebook
Dear Diary:
After being laid off, I’ve been spending a lot of time doing things I’ve always wanted to do–sky dive, watch movies, plays, musicals, hang out in central park, etc. But I will admit, I also spend alot of time on Facebook.
I enjoy the one-off status updates that make no sense like: “if a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?” wtf?
I’m amused.
But I’m really annoyed when you comment on someone’s status or “like” someone’s status, you get an email update from all the inane stupid comments that follow like “lol.” why the fuck would you waste your time commenting on someone else’s status and just write “lol.” I hate you. Write something creative or witty that makes it worth my time to read your status comments. Seriously. I’m freaking unemployed. I have NOTHING TO DO and I still don’t have time to read your stupid “lol” comments.
stfu.
I do, however, have time to read My Drunk Texts. Reminds me of my texts about BigLaw.
For example, today’s text was ” I smell like chicken wings, sex, and sin. And I think I like it. “
or
” no morals, dignity, or self respect … just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request “
hm…the same feeling I had after a long 7 day week at BigLaw getting it up the arse from partners.
p.s. if you want to facebook me, you can find me here.
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